A kid? No thanks, I’d rather have a motorcyle

Noah: Mama, do you have a wanker?*

Mama: No, only boys have those

Noah: Are you a girl?

Mama: Yes, all mommies are girls, all daddies are boys. Someday you will grow up to be big like daddy, then maybe you can be a daddy too, and have a child of your own. What do you think about that?

(insert long blank stare here)

Noah: Then I could ride daddy’s motorcyle!!!

*I take no responsibility for the word wanker in Noah’s vocabulary. That is 100% Joe’s doing. Take it up with him.

PS I lost the charger for my camera battery. I kept thinking it would turn up, but it hasn’t so that is why there has been a long dry spell for pictures. I may have to suck it up and buy a new one. 

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